I knew the feather duster was odd when I first touched it and felt it hum in my head. As I held it for an hour, the hum changed into a thin, high pitched female voice that said "You are WORTHY of me", and all of a sudden I was given a couple phrases to fully activate the wand, and upon speaking the first one, was surrounded by light, color, and sparkles. I lifted up in the air as the clothing I was wearing was replaced with. . . . a maid outfit?

It's time to clean up evil, I guess.